“Mr. Peanut signed the Treaty of Surrender with President Clinton on the White House lawn today.” This is a real line of dialogue—one that is uttered with absolute somber sincerity—from ...

Mr. Peanut is dead, long live Mr. Peanut. After killing off its 104-year-old mascot, Planters revived him in a Super Bowl ad on Sunday. The spot shows actor Wesley Snipes delivering a graveside ...