At first glance, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator feels like it’s daring you to bounce off it. The name alone sounds like an edgy joke stretched a little too far, and the premise which is ...

As you might be able to glean from the name, the demo for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is incredibly odd. It’s an intergalactic stock market simulator that feels like a blend of blackjack, ...

If you’ve ever had the very specific desire to rack up credits by betting on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien babies, now you can. The Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator game offers ...

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

A made $5,000 betting on a baby because a dog/consultant named Chad Shakespeare gave me a tip that his future had about a 79% chance of being positive. Which was good, as the day before I decided to ...

Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.