"All these years I have spent in the service of mankind brought me nothing but insults and humiliation," Tesla allegedly ...

With both of Tesla's most affordable models recently refreshed, let's see how these sedan and SUV siblings match up.

Shares of electric-car maker Tesla (NASDAQ: TSLA) have been on an absolute tear in 2024, rising more than 70% as of this writing. This obliterated the S&P 500's 25% gain during this time.